davekatswag:

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

(via thathilariousasian)


niknak79:

A story of two Koreans

niknak79:

A story of two Koreans


recoveryisbeautiful:

ahahahahaha!


swingsetindecember:

missdisneyland:

basedlacigreen:

lafemmeindienne:

boingboingwhoosh:

WE CAN’T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE, SHANG

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, SHANG.

luv shang

image

ACTUALLY, SHANG IS THE MOST ROMANTIC. THAT IS SUCH A COMPLIMENT. URGH. I LOVE YOU SHANG

(via theinfinitespaceage)


misha-salad:

I just
diana I swear to god.

misha-salad:

I just

diana I swear to god.

(via theinfinitespaceage)




loki-cat:

ok in the first gif robert’s just like

unleash all hell, scarlett

unleash all hell

(via moriarty)



the-lonely-scottish-guy:

technicolor-symbiont:

stereo-symbiosis:

remember when you were younger and getting socks or pajamas for christmas was like the worst most boring present ever, but now it’s like

aww yiss motherfucking socks that’s right bitches i got fucking SOCKS get on my feet right now

And in that moment I swear we were Dobby.

We accept the socks we think we deserve.

(via doyouknowswindon)